Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Episode 008 has escaped the hard drive and gone feral

This Week:
- Briefly: Car trouble, Internet trouble
- 8th Level of Hell Headliners Debate: Rick Perry, Oral Roberts University, Tea Partiers, David Barton VS Ayn RAnd, Maria Shriver, Holland Conservatives, John Hagee
- Andre Explains...Trickle Down Economic Theory
- Gary manages to make a couple of coherent and complete sentences

And it's juuuust over an hour long. That's like 30% time savings!

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Happy Towel Day!

To quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Podcast 007 is spying on you and eating your salty treats!

Download directly here or go to iTunes.

And didn't you wish we had thought of the significance of that number before we finished- or even began- recording? We could have had a cool 007-themed start or something. But we don't. More's the pity.

This week:
- We eat Pop Chips(r,tm) at you (sorry)
- The Rapture happened and we were all re-incarnated exactly the same
- Andre's brain and women problem(s)
- The dogs interject briefly
- Newt Gingrich is too centric for the right wing, now
- Segue into religion in politics and light Biblical commentary
- Shopping for Religion pt. 2
- We discuss Jesus' parentage and hair stylings
- And back to Camping and his Rapture maths
- Then on to French media hiding the IMF guy's bad molestation habit
- Public transportation

Monday, May 16, 2011

Podcast 006 is in the house, sweeping your floors!

Direct download here or get it from iTunes.

This week:
A long dialog/ interview with Former Republican Senator/Congressman/ Mayor Senator Christian
and then:
Short-shrift news
- bin Laden hunters want reward
- Life imprisonment for 4th marijuana conviction
- Small percentage of Americans have degrees
- Guns on campus
- Berniw Sanders single payer medical care
- the Koch Brothers have a chair
And dog noises throughout.

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(any similarities to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental)

Monday, May 9, 2011

Episode 005 is up!

The new ramble is a-goin'.
Or get it on iTunes.
This week, Andre and Gary discuss:

This Week:
- Bieber Fever goes anti-bully
- A Friend goes Religion Shopping
- Light a Candle laws against immigrant cultures,
- Silly Questions: Favorite Authors, smooching a smoker
- Headlines: Osama bin Laden
- Andre complains...or not
- Ramblings: Noah, Pope says Evolution is OK, Gods timepiece,
There are some callbacks to conversations we recorded but you haven't heard because, it was more tedious than anything you listened to. For this we will not apologise and  you should thank us.

No, really: thank us. The discussion was TEA-DEE-US! But don't worry as it was all saved and at some point in the future we may release it to the world. Maybe on May 21st when the Rapture is supposed to happen. Riiiight. Or we'll just keep it under wraps as it may, in fact, trigger the end of the world.

Thank us later.

Monday, May 2, 2011

A new conspiracy theory!

Is Obama bin Laden dead or not? Was he killed in December 2001 or May 2011? Is the picture being released a fake (well...yes it is: see below).

There was a picture released by a Pakistani newspaper that definitely is a fake, but it was picked up by many of the more fantastical and uncritical news outlets, and so has legs, but it appears it will quickly be quashed. However, there will be those people who will consider the picture to be an official document and create an entire straw man conspiracy around it.

The other thing is that they "buried" the body at sea almost immediately. [sigh] There is no getting around this one. Apparently the powers that be did get rid of the body. The thinking behind the action makes sense: they don't want a shrine being built, not that it will stop people from making the entire stinking body of water a shrine, if they find it necessary to perpetuate their dogmas. But to rid themselves of the evidence so quickly will always be construed as suspicious. On the other hand, it is very doubtful that anything could be done that wouldn't result in a conspiracy popping up.

On the plus side if bin Laden is still alive, considered dead: he can finally have that bacon cheese burger he's been craving for so long. Maybe he, Elvis, and Big Foot can finally release an album.

The podcasts so far (1 to 4..or Oneses to Fourses)

Podcast 4 02May 2011

Podcast 3 24Apr2011

Podcast 2 17Apr2011

Podcast 1 10Apr2011